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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when

all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver

to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle

of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and

torn. "What happened to you", asked Bill. "Well, the Farmer gave me the

wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad

passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton. The

driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".

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