Don’t drink and tip.
A Canadian man who was so intoxicated he couldn’t take care of himself left a nearly $100,000 tip on a $7 sandwich, police said.
Barrie Police in Ontario responded to a bar at 11：30 p.m. Sunday for a 35-year-old Angus man who was too drunk to handle paying his bill.
The generous drunkard, whose identity was not released, was trying to pay with his credit card and, under the tip amount, wrote $98,931.87, police said.
Luckily for him his credit card was rejected. Unluckily for the waitress said she received no tip.
Officers determined he was too drunk to take care of himself and took him to the police station.
Police then determined the man was on release conditions from another charge and was not to consume alcohol.
windfall：名詞，預期之外突然出現的收入。例句：The government plans to impose a windfall profit tax on oil companies.（政府打算對石油公司徵收暴利稅。）
intoxicated：形容詞，喝醉的；興奮或陶醉到有點無法清楚思考的。例句：Many politicians are intoxicated with power.（許多政治人物權慾薰心。）
drunkard：名詞，喝醉的人；酗酒成性的人。例句：His father is a drunkard.（他爸爸是酒鬼。）
宏浩翻譯 引用自 http://iservice.ltn.com.tw/Service/english/english.php?engno=850587&day=2015-01-26