What A Coward

英雄變「狗熊」

Jessica and her boyfriend Tyler were sitting on the sofa watching TV in the living room when suddenly they noticed a big cockroach crawling on the wall. Upon seeing that creepy insect, Jessica couldn't help but scream out loud. However, at the same time, Tyler screamed even louder and Jessica was stunned to see that Tyler had already jumped onto the sofa and was shaking like a leaf.
Jessica didn't know whether to laugh or to cry in this situation. She told Tyler that if he was a man, he would kill the roach. Tyler said he was a man but was afraid to get near the insect. Jessica then hit the cockroach with a slipper and broke up with Tyler as well.

潔西卡和她男友泰勒坐在客廳沙發上看電視，忽然他們注意到一隻大蟑螂在牆上爬。潔西卡一看到那隻可怕的昆蟲，不禁放聲尖叫。但是，就在這同時，泰勒竟尖叫的比她還大聲，接著潔西卡看到泰勒整個人跳上沙發顫抖個不停時就愣住了。
在這種情況下，潔西卡不知她該笑還是該哭。她告訴泰勒如果他是男人的話，就殺了那隻蟑螂。泰勒說他是男人，但他怕靠近蟑螂。之後潔西卡用拖鞋殺了那隻蟑螂，也和泰勒分手了。

宏浩翻譯     引用自  http://www.appledaily.com.tw/appledaily/article/forum/20150414/36492221/WhatACoward