Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when
all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver
to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle
of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and
torn. "What happened to you", asked Bill. "Well, the Farmer gave me the
wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad
passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton. The
driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".