Subject: The real "circle of life" - man's point of view
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with big tits, but
there was no passion. So I decided I needed a
passionate girl with a zest for life. In college,
I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I
decided I needed a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she
was boring. She was totally predictable and never
got excited about anything. Life became so dull
that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another,
never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous
things and flirted with everyone she met. She made
me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with
her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took
everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.