「快看,亞帝的延髓超小的!哈哈!」「喂,阿亞,那是小腦嗎,還是你的枕葉長了痔瘡?」亞瑟似乎總是和戲弄大腦者處不來(譯註:brainteaser 本指促進腦力激盪的事物,但本漫畫則直譯理解成「嘲弄大腦者」。)
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- Mar 06 Thu 2014 08:53
Comics 134
- Mar 06 Thu 2014 08:51
Comics 133
瓦力旺卡的青花菜公司 關閉 威利事業沒那麼成功的小弟(譯註:本漫畫影射英國作家 Roald Dahl 曾被改編成電影的兒童文學名著《Charlie and the Chocolate Factory》,而 Wally 工廠生意沒哥哥 Willy 那麼成功的原因,是因為小孩對巧克力的喜愛遠勝過青花菜。)
- Mar 06 Thu 2014 08:49
Comics 132
「我以為是一隻鼴鼠。」(譯註:本漫畫影射電玩遊樂場內常見的 Whac-A-Mole 打地鼠遊戲。)
- Mar 06 Thu 2014 08:48
Comics 131
「我以為你說她的課很簡單。」(譯註:本漫畫顛覆 as easy as pie (形容輕而易舉就能做到的東西)這個片語,因為這名數學老師正是一個 pie 派。)
- Mar 06 Thu 2014 08:43
Comics 130
「你罹患了犬小病毒腸炎。」高飛狗的身世之謎終於在一場意外中解開了。(譯註:parvo 犬小病毒腸炎是一種犬類動物疾病,而有關迪士尼卡通角色 Goofy 是狗還是人的爭論仍在國外持續著。)
- Mar 06 Thu 2014 08:41
Comics 129
「老大,IMAX 大銀幕裂開了,而且完全沒辦法使用了。」「唔嗯嗯…我們需要某個可以播放電影的東西。有沒有什麼想法?」金卡達夏終於找到有建設性的工作了(譯註:本漫畫影射以臀部大著稱的美國電視實境節目女明星 Kim Kardashian 金卡達夏。)
- Mar 06 Thu 2014 08:36
Comics 128
成群結隊繞過石頭 支持八十八號提案,和我一起開始使用潔淨的能源! 投給七十號提案,讓我們的孩子在學校裡蠕動 鰻魚普選(譯註:本漫畫影射 electric eel 電鰻,因為 electorate 的讀音和 electric 近似。而 lamprey 八目鰻則是影射美國學校決定要求學生在校內禱告所引發的爭議。)
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:52
產期延後 東縣咖啡評鑑延至四月 下
他另表示,多數農友只會種、不會烘焙與行銷,縣府舉辦評鑑前,還會要求參賽者參加三小時的教學課程、並現場親自挑選生豆,以進一步了解咖啡製程、提升品質,發展出「台東咖啡品牌」,成為全台灣最有名的咖啡。
原本縣府規劃期程在三月中繳豆、評鑑,每位農友必須繳交廿公斤帶殼豆,台東縣咖啡產業發展協會理事長廖添成及農友鍾長華表示,因為今年天氣太冷,產期延後近一個月,中高海拔豆子還未採收,建議延後舉辦。長濱鄉咖啡產銷班班長吳秀蘭也反映,長濱鄉前年才開始種咖啡,產量不多,建議開放以產銷班為名義組聯合參賽。
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:50
Delayed harvest nudges Taitung County’s official coffee review to April II
Wu also says that most of the county’s coffee farmers only know how to grow coffee, not how to roast it or market it. Prior to holding the review, in order to help participants better understand how coffee is made and to improve overall quality, the county government requires everyone to take a three-hour class and select unroasted coffee berries during the event. The government hopes to develop a “Taitung coffee brand” that can eventually become Taiwan’s most famous coffee.
The local government had originally planned to collect coffee beans from the farmers and judge them in the middle of March. Each farmer has to hand over 20kg of beans with hulls intact. Taitung Coffee Industry Development Association president Liao Tien-cheng and local coffee farmer Chung Chang-hua say that this year’s cold weather has postponed the harvest by nearly a month. Coffee berries growing at middle to high altitudes have not been harvested yet, so they suggested deferring the event to a later date. Wu Hsiu-lan, the class president of a coffee production and marketing class in Changbin Township, says that Changbin only started growing coffee two years ago, and so she suggested allowing students to compete in the competition as groups representing their respective classes since the crop yield is so small.
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:49
產期延後 東縣咖啡評鑑延至四月 上
台東縣政原本預計三月中舉辦全縣咖啡分級評鑑,不料因寒流一波波,產期延後約一個月,確定評鑑將延至四月十九、廿日,報名則延至三月十四日。
台東縣目前約有十六個咖啡相關產銷班、班員約兩百人,種植面積達兩百五十公頃,分布在台東市、達仁鄉、太麻里鄉、卑南鄉、池上鄉、成功鎮、長濱鄉等鄉鎮市。縣府農業處二月十二日召集農友、產銷班長討論年度咖啡評鑑期程。
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:46
Delayed harvest nudges Taitung County’s official coffee review to April I
The Taitung County Government was originally scheduled to hold its countywide coffee review in the middle of March. Due to unexpected and recurrent cold waves, however, the harvest has been pushed back around a month, and the event has been moved to April 19 and 20. Registration has been extended to March 14.
There are around 16 coffee production and marketing classes offered in Taitung County, with approximately 200 students. Farmland in the county devoted to coffee production covers around 250 hectares, including Taitung City and Daren, Taimali, Beinan, Chishang, Chenggong and Changbin townships. The Taitung County Agriculture Department convened a meeting with farmers and production and marketing class representatives on Feb. 12 to discuss the schedule for the annual coffee review.
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:44
巴西狗狗玩滑水板衝浪
約十二隻四足立式衝浪板參賽者被牠們的主人帶到里約熱內盧的巴拉海灘外,為了第二屆年度賽事練習,人狗組成的隊伍繞著浮標較勁。
「這個點子源自當我站在浪板上,而我的狗被繫在海灘。我告訴自己:『天哪!牠想來水裡!』因此我把牠放在浪板上,而牠也很愛,」活動發起人馬可.薩內利說。
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:43
Brazil dogs take to waves on paddle boards
About a dozen four-legged practitioners of stand-up paddle boarding took to the waves with their human owners off Rio de Janeiro’s Barra Beach, practicing for a second annual competition in which canine-human teams race around buoys.
“The idea started when I was on my board and my dog was tied up on the beach. I said to myself, ’Man he wants to come to the water!’ so I put him on the board and he loved it,” said Marco Sarnelli, the event organizer.
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:42
過時的捷克電話亭重生為迷你圖書館
兩名捷克人讓被手機時代所淘汰的電話亭重現生機,他們把電話亭改造為迷你圖書館,首座電話亭圖書館最近在布拉格一所醫院正式設立。
在這座紅色電話亭裡的書架上,IKEM醫院的病人可以找到各種類型的書,包括美國犯罪小說家葛里遜的作品、捷克和俄羅斯書籍,以及英國傳記作家莫頓的作品《黛安娜:她的真實故事》等。
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:40
Obsolete Czech phone booths find new life as mini libraries
Two Czechs have breathed new life into telephone booths made obsolete in the cellphone age, converting them into mini libraries with the first installed at a Prague hospital recently.
On the shelves of the red booth, patients of the IKEM hospital will find a plethora of genres, including works by US crime writer John Grisham, Czech and Russian titles and biographer Andrew Morton’s Diana: Her True Story.
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:39
要爆炸了 德國九十頭放屁牛造成牛棚爆炸
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:37
Fire in the hole
Dairy cows with a serious case of flatulence have simultaneously “broken wind” and blown up a building in a fiery explosion.
No doubt there were all sorts of “whoever smelt it dealt it” accusations flying around amongst the herd afterwards.
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:33
'12 Years a Slave,' 'Gravity' biggest winners of the night at 86th Oscars III
Best documentary went to the crowd-pleasing backup singer ode “20 Feet From Stardom” (聚光燈外二十呎). One of its stars, Darlene Love, accepted the award singing the gospel tune “His Eye Is on the Sparrow”: “I sing because I'm happy/ I sing because I'm free.”
Disney's global hit “Frozen” (冰雪奇緣) won best animated film, marking — somewhat remarkably — the studio's first win in the 14 years of the best animated feature category. (Pixar, which Disney owns, has regularly dominated.) The film's hit single, “Let It Go,” won best original song.
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:30
'12 Years a Slave,' 'Gravity' biggest winners of the night at 86th Oscars II
Leto passed around his Oscar to members of the press backstage, urging them to “fondle” it. The long-haired actor, who has devoted himself in recent years to his rock band 30 Seconds to Mars, gravely vowed: “I will revel tonight.”
Cate Blanchett took best actress for her fallen socialite in Woody Allen's “Blue Jasmine” (藍色茉莉), her second Oscar. Accepting the award, she challenged Hollywood not to think of films starring women as “niche experiences”: “The world is round, people!” she declared to hearty applause.
- Mar 04 Tue 2014 08:28
'12 Years a Slave,' 'Gravity' biggest winners of the night at 86th Oscars I
LOS ANGELES -- Hollywood named the brutal, unshrinking historical drama “12 Years a Slave” (自由之心) best picture at the 86th annual Academy Awards.
Steve McQueen's slavery odyssey, based on Solomon Northup's 1853 memoir, has been hailed as a landmark corrective to the movie industry's virtual blindness to slavery, instead creating whiter tales like 1940 best-picture winner “Gone With the Wind” (飄). “12 Years a Slave” is the first best-picture winner directed by a black filmmaker.